me: *feels a symptom i havent had in a while start to act up*
me: don’t you fucking dare
Sometimes things are hard and recovery not fun but it’s still worth it. (via birdhearts)
THIS
(via happylifeposivibes)
A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”
Thomas Sanders (
I hope that one day, this is the only quote that I’m known for, and it’s put in school textbooks, so that my kids will one day come home, pointing at it, saying “Dad, what the hell?”
(via thatsthat24)
on my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know
au where everything is black and white until you meet your soulmate
ADDITIONALLY: when your soulmate dies, the world goes back to black and white
THAT’S HORRIBLE i love it
No but can you imagine having a normal day at work or running errands but then everything suddenly goes black and white.
LEAVE MY LIFE
i mean..i think rude stuff about other people all the time but as a human being with the accredited intelligence of more than your average field mouse i also know when to shut the fuck up about my rude opinion that no one wanted nor asked for, like who the hell am i, no one.
